Random thoughts...

I hate idiots! I called the pizza place late the other night to get a pizza. The person who answered the phone informed me that they were closed. Apparently, if the phone had kept ringing I'm so dumb I would have sat there all night thinking that they were open and just really busy, but they would get to me as soon as possible. I mean come on you IDIOT! Why answer the phone if you're not open? My number is in your database, you know I'm calling for a large pepperoni! It's the only thing I ever order!

I saw a minor traffic accident today. Two cops were on the scene, and as the light changed and I pulled away, another (with lights on mind you) responded as well. I respect and appreciate the job these guys do, but is that really necessary?

78.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Ladies just so you know....those of you that are always all pilled up...it's a turn off, and you seem dumber. Some girls can pull off ditsy and it can be kinda cute, but nobody can pull off dumb.

If you're fat, tight pants WILL make your ass look big!

You don't want my honest opinion, but if you really want me too, I will lie to you.

Kids play too many video games these days. They don't climb enough trees.

I think I could have been an all-American at Lacrosse. Of note....Jim Brown was an all-American in lacrosse and of course football.

U.S. is playing at Fire in Jackson on July 26.....only cool people are allowed though. www.uscanus.com

If you have not read "The Art of War," consider yourself dumber than you have to be.

Overeating is the #1 cause of obesity.

Woody Paige is the greatest modern sports writer in the business today.

CBS recently canned Billy Packer from doing the color commentary during the NCAA Men's Final Four Basketball Tournament.........It's about damn time. I can't stand Billy Packer, he makes ridiculously bad comments during games with a smug air of authority. He couldn't coach his way out of a wet paper bag with a map, compass and flash light.

I'm not a Dick Vitale fan either. I do think Dick is an incredible person though.

ESPN is doing this Title Town promo right now. It's easy. It's Boston. You got the Celtics, the Sox, and the Bruins. They've all won titles. They've won more titles collectively than any other city (Reali may have to check my facts on that), but they still get it. L.A. with the Dodgers, Lakers, UCLA, and USC may could lay claim, but L.A. isn't a sports town. Screw L.A.

The Packers are idiots for screwing over Bret. I hope they never win another game. I've been to Green Bay before, it's too damn cold anyway.

Life would be easier if I were independently wealthy.