Sunday, May 16, 2010

Trying out an iPad....

I'm typing this blog on an iPad. It's a friend's who's letting me try it out.

For general surfing, you tubing, etc. It's pretty cool. I really like
the touch scrolling option! However, typing is a pain in the ass. I
originally thought that I would hate the touch screen key board but I
actually like it. I adapted to typing more or less at full speed
pretty quickly. However, you have to lay it flat on a table or your
lap to type and see the screen. I do somewhat like the the smaller
keyboard when the screen is rotated vertically as I have big hands and
can type with one hand, but that wouldn't be preferable for any sort
of lengthy typing. Only other typing issue is the apostrophe isn't
very convenient.

I haven't really checked out any apps, but can easily see how they
would be pretty cool, but at the same time I wouldn't want to buy an
iPad and then turn around and shell out more money for a dozen apps
which I'm guessing would be the bare minimum for anyone using the iPad
as their primary connection to the Internet.

All in all it's much cooler than I thought it would be and that's
coming from someone who is not an Apple geek.

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

10 things idiots like to do,

1) Park crooked.

2) Ask the cashier at Wal-Mart to put the Cheetos and 2 of the 6 microwave pizzas back because they can't afford them along with the rest of the crap they're buying. That's why simple arithmetic is important in school kids.

3) They pull up to the drive through and have to open the car door AND get out!

4) They immediately become experts in all sports when their 6 year old child decides to participate in little league, soccer, basketball, etc. They remain experts forever at that point. This despite sucking at sports themselves.

5) When say something particularly stupid, they inform you that it "Was on 'the internet.'" So is goat porn!

6) They like too pull out in front of you as if they are rushing someone to the emergency room then proceed to their destination at half the speed of the posted speed limit.

7) When asked, "How's it going?" They attempt to tell you about their current medical condition. I wasn't serious ok? I could give two shits less!

8) They post stupid shit on Facebook about their kids, their kids' snot, their kids' poop, and their ex. FYI, Facebook isn't a random thought brain fart recording database. You are the only person that thinks your snotty, dirty, loud, obnoxious kids are cute!

9) They ask tall people how tall we are. Evidently taller than you can guestimate from down there! How much do you weigh? What color is your 'real' hair? How many orders of Chile Cheese Fries from Sonic did it take you to get those hips?

10) They get offended easily when their idiocy is pointed out to them. Sorry, but idiots are like farts, you have to laugh. EVERYTIME!

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Good to know FBI Director Robert Mueller has an AOL email account!

So I get this email....... The funny part is a few months ago I read an article in the Washington Post detailing how this and/or similar emails were actually fooling people. I say idiots get what they deserve.

ROBERT MUELLER III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON D.C INTERNET ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY, We have been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your name by the Central Bank of Nigeria has not been claimed. We also wish to inform you that the contract payment is 100% genuine and you have the lawful right to claim your funds without any further delay. We further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Governor of the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all levels. Contact immediately the office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) via the private email of the governor with the below information accordingly: (Please endeavour to use this code while contacting him --"CODE 777" ) NAME: Sanusi Lamido Sanusi OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business District, Cadastral Zone, Abuja, Federal Capital Territory, Nigeria. Email: lamido.777@mail.com Phone: +234-802-933-1021 To this effect, you are required to reconfirm and authenticate your given particulars below for certainty and onward processing and release of you funds as we may not be held liable for any wrong payment. FULL NAMES: __________________________________ CITY: _________________________ STATE: __________________________________ ZIP: ______________ COUNTRY________________________________ SEX: _______________ AGE: __________________ TELEPHONE NUMBER: _____________________ EMAIL ADDRESS: _____________________ Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedure as regard to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter. Best Regards, Robert S. Mueller III Federal Bureau of Investigation J. Edgar Hoover Building 935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C. Private email : robmull4@aol.com

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